Now it's ready to create ad campaigns for your business and optimize them while you sleep. Own everything, control everything
The Black Umbrella Platform
Black Umbrella gives you an entire marketing team powered by AI. Built on $50 million worth of proven campaigns, it creates everything you need to get customers—ads, emails, funnels, content—in 60 seconds flat. No marketing degree required. No agency needed. Just click and launch.
45+ winning ads created in 60 seconds. Watch your AI team write, design, and optimize ads for every platform. One click does what agencies charge $5,000 for.
Your 24/7 marketing expert on-demand. Stuck? Ask Astro anything. Get instant answers, campaign ideas, optimize your ads for you, and give you expert strategies. Like having a CMO in your pocket.
See everything. Control everything. Know exactly what's working (and what's not) at a glance. No more agency black boxes. Your campaigns, your data, your success.
Perfect consistency without the headache. Your AI team remembers your colors, voice, and style. Every campaign looks professional and polished—automatically.
The agency model is dead. See how thousands are getting better results for 96% less.
The Story Behind Black Umbrella
When AI exploded in 2024, I couldn't stay quiet anymore. Here's the truth about your $5,000/month agency…
For 10 years, I ran a successful digital agency.
While being in the industry I saw how sneaky agencies did dirty to clients…
Charging small businesses $5,000 to $10,000 per month for marketing.
But here's what you didn't know they were doing:
It sucks, I know. But that's how the agency game works.
And yes… I was guilty of doing some of these in the early days.
When ChatGPT, Claude, and other AI tools exploded onto the scene, something incredible happened.
What used to take my team WEEKS could suddenly be done in MINUTES.
You'd think this would make services cheaper, right?
Wrong.
Agencies are still charging high fees and promising nothing, while doing even less work.
Something had to change.
I could have kept quiet. Used AI secretly. Made more money than ever.
Instead, I spent the next 12 months building Black Umbrella.
My goal was simple: Give small businesses the EXACT same AI power agencies use—without the 5,000% markup.
Everything agencies charge you for:
Your AI Marketing Team does it all. For less than what you pay for coffee every day.
Former colleagues call me a "traitor."
I call it justice.
Right now, most agencies are still scrambling to figure out AI. They haven't locked down their new pricing models yet.
But they're coming.
Soon, every agency will be using AI while charging you "premium AI-powered" prices.
You have a choice:
Wait for agencies to trap you in their new AI markup scheme.
Or grab the same technology right now for pennies on the dollar.
"I spent 10 years seeing how agencies ripped off small businesses. Now I'm spending the rest of my career making sure they can never do it again."
Free forever plan. Pay only for what you use.
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